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Why a picture of anti-wrinkle cream you ask, well just keep reading~ |
We have been having trouble with coyote coming to close to our house. In-fact a month ago they tried to eat our puppy, Beau for breakfast. We have been keeping a pretty good eye on him, but as all things go, we got lacks after a while. Well this morning they came back to try again; but I showed them:
I should start by saying Beau is fine. I had just let him outside and feed him and our older dog Prairie. Now I live out in the middle of the country and I can wear (or not wear) what I want with no one being the wiser. So, yes, I feed the dogs in my unmentionables.
After feeding the dogs I walked back inside and started doing my makeup. Then not 5 min later I heard Prairie started growling and barking. I knew what was happening those darn coyotes where back to eat our puppy. So I darted out of the back door of the house welding nothing but my anti-wrinkle cream. I started sprinting around the house towards the noise. I was screaming "Beau" as I sprinted.
When I had round the second corner of the house I saw the coyote and started screaming profanity at it and told it to get out of here and leave my poor Beau alone. At this point I had not seen Beau but heard him whimpering and yelping around the corner so I just kept running I was afraid there was another coyote munching on him.
Okay just to recap: I am running around the house with only my bra and panties, barefoot screaming profanity at a coyote welding only my anti-wrinkle cream. Yep, you can take a moment to laugh and wipe away the tears. Returning to my adventure:
After seeing the coyote and Beau still yelping but not in sight I finally thought "I should recruit help." So as I rounded the 3 side of our house I started screaming at my Cowboy to come help me. He had, of course, already hearing me run around the house screaming like a crazy woman, and had come out the back door (the same one I started at) to investigate.
As I rounded the final corner I see my Cowboy looking completely dumbfounded to see his wife in such a state. He finally got me to stop running when he said "I have Beau." I immediately started checking over Beau. He was still whimpering form the whole ordeal. I thought for sure they had injured him, but he did not even have a scrap on him. Poor baby was just scared.
It was not till I walked back inside that I realized I was still holding my anti-wrinkle cream. It took a few minute for me to process my insanity in my shear primal instinct to protect my young. Several hours later I saw the humor in my actions. I don't know what I was going to do if had had to fight of a coyote, I guess make sure he was wrinkle free!
Then I decided it was to good of a tale not to share. My Cowboy is going to see if he can get rid of the coyotes so we can safely let Beau out again. But I think I heard him mutter something about putting up a video camera...
Have a great day!
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All For you Beau,Beau! |