The puppy, the coyote and the anti-wrinkle cream welding Mama

Why a picture of anti-wrinkle cream you ask, well just keep reading~

We have been having trouble with coyote coming to close to our house.  In-fact a month ago they tried to eat our puppy, Beau for breakfast.  We have been keeping a pretty good eye on him, but as all things go, we got lacks after a while.  Well this morning they came back to try again; but I showed them:

I should start by saying Beau is fine.  I had just let him outside and feed him and our older dog Prairie.  Now I live out in the middle of the country and I can wear (or not wear) what I want with no one being the wiser.  So, yes, I feed the dogs in my unmentionables.   

After feeding the dogs I walked back inside and started doing my makeup.  Then not 5 min later I heard Prairie started growling and barking.  I knew what was happening those darn coyotes where back to eat our puppy.  So I darted out of the back door of the house welding nothing but my anti-wrinkle cream.  I started sprinting around the house towards the noise.  I was screaming "Beau" as I sprinted.  

When I had round the second corner of the house I saw the coyote and started screaming profanity at it and told it to get out of here and leave my poor Beau alone.  At this point I had not seen Beau but heard him whimpering and yelping around the corner so I just kept running I was afraid there was another coyote munching on him.

Okay just to recap: I am running around the house with only my bra and panties, barefoot screaming profanity at a coyote welding only my anti-wrinkle cream.  Yep, you can take a moment to laugh and wipe away the tears.  Returning to my adventure:

After seeing the coyote and Beau still yelping but not in sight I finally thought "I should recruit help." So as I rounded the 3 side of our house I started screaming at my Cowboy to come help me.  He had, of course, already hearing me run around the house screaming like a crazy woman, and had come out the back door (the same one I started at) to investigate.

As I rounded the final corner I see my Cowboy looking completely dumbfounded to see his wife in such a state.  He finally got me to stop running when he said "I have Beau."  I immediately started checking over Beau.  He was still whimpering form the whole ordeal.  I thought for sure they had injured him, but he did not even have a scrap on him. Poor baby was just scared.  

It was not till I walked back inside that I realized I was still holding my anti-wrinkle cream.  It took a few minute for me to process my insanity in my shear primal instinct to protect my young.  Several hours later I saw the humor in my actions.  I don't know what I was going to do if had had to fight of a coyote, I guess make sure he was wrinkle free!

Then I decided it was to good of a tale not to share.  My Cowboy is going to see if he can get rid of the coyotes so we can safely let Beau out again.   But I think I heard him mutter something about putting up a video camera...

Have a great day!

All For you Beau,Beau!